![]() After that, he joined the Time Travel Police out of boredom and was assigned to bring an end to Earth's New Ice Age in 2355. ![]() He fumbled around with many schemes to separate the two, never very successful.Īfter many, many failed schemes, Robotnik finally defeated Sonic and took over Mobius in 3200. Despite the scheme's failure, Robotnik would promote his newest minion, a Japanese schoolgirl named Tomo, to head of the SSSSS Squad in recognition of her successful capture of Zelda-the first time the group had actually caught any of Robotnik's enemies.įinally, Robotnik returned to Mobius, only to be met with the fact that his son, Tails, had betrayed him and became best friends with Sonic, who Robotnik now saw as a bad influence on his son. The King refused, however, and Robotnik wound up bombing Hyrule Castle out of frustration. He then contacted the King and offered to return Zelda unharmed in exchange for his dinner supply. Robotnik was understandably unsatisfied with his reward, and he ordered his minions to kidnap Zelda while he distracted Link by taking him on a trip to Soapland. Unfortunately, Zelda had cooked the pasta herself, and he got food poisoning in the process of eating it. Robotnik subsequently participated in the final battle with Ganon Ganon was defeated, of course, and Robotnik got the spaghetti feast he was promised soon afterward. ![]() After Zelda offered to make him lotsa spaghetti in exchange for his help, Robotnik provided her with a huge PING-uh, rocket, with which Zelda and her allies crash-landed into Ganon's lair. Rabbit, who was aiding Zelda in her efforts to defeat Ganon and Impa and restore her father King Harkinian to the throne. One day in late 2009, Robotnik got an unexpected visit from Dr. Robotnik didn't take the loss well and repeatedly called Obama the N-word in what was meant to be his concession speech as a result, he was banished from the US and decided to go back to Hyrule. ![]() Although he managed to (physically) knock Hillary Clinton and John McCain out of the race, he underestimated the ultimate Democratic nominee Barack Obama, who defeated him. Bush, winning unanimous applause from both houses of Congress. He revealed his candidacy when he crashed the State of the Union address and embarrassed George W. Years later, Robotnik decided to compete in the United States presidential election of 2008 as an independent. He had plans to take over Mobius for his adopted son, Tails. He also organized the SSSSS Squad, consisting of Scratch, Grounder, and a robotic monkey called Coconuts, with the goal of capturing Sonic. Sonic eventually managed to follow Robotnik to the past and landed in 1991, so Robotnik started traveling back and forth from the future to the past, and the amount of problems caused Robotnik to tear EVERY HAIR FROM HIS BEAUTIFUL HEAD! It was around this point in time that Robotnik invented the word " pingas," although he had already used it in the past due to his time-traveling. He also built robotic servants whom he named Scratch and Grounder. He then attempted to launch a solo music career with Pingas Music, which failed miserably.Īround that time, Robotnik tried other assorted ventures, including an amusement park, an ice cream delivery service, and a deli. They started a band, and were successful until they broke up over creative differences in the mid-1980s. He ultimately wound up in 1960s Hyrule, where he met Morshu Schmitz, a young enterpriser and an avid singer. He had no success at this for many years, and eventually decided to travel back in time. Robotnik vowed to get revenge and decided that an innocent ( not!) hedgehog named Sonic was responsible for all of his problems, so he began to attack Sonic and all of Slovakia, where the attackers were from. Robotnik at the Coney Island Disco Palace. In the year 3027, shortly after he graduated from college, aliens drove him out, moving him to the Polisje Federated Republic in Germanistanialand commonwealth. Cubert grew to hate his father, and after inheriting his money and property upon his death, he changed his name and had plastic surgery to look more like his stepmother. When Cubert was a teenager, Hubert's relationship with Zeldeegee came to a violent end, so Hubert forcibly erased his son's memories and sent him into hiding. Farnsworth in Celjie, Slovenia in the year 2975 to Hubert J. Doctor Ivo Rrr rrrrrobotnik was born as Cubert J.
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